Actual Conversation With My Mother

Janine to Mom while walking through flea market in Florida: "Wow. I've gotten more looks from men today than I have in months."

Mom: "Do they say hello to you?"

Janine: "Yes. They look me up and down and say hi. And I think, nice to meet you, Grandpa."

Mom: "You know, the old men really like junk in the trunk."