Things Nanuq and I Have in Common

• I was born in March, and Nanuq was born in March.
• I enjoy eating at the kitchen table. Nanuq enjoys trying to eat my food from the kitchen table.
• I like petting the neighbors' dogs. Nanuq likes looking at the neighbors' dogs out the window.
• I like chasing Nanuq around the apartment. Nanuq likes chasing dust bunnies around the apartment.
• I like drinking a tall, cool glass of water. Nanuq likes trying to drink from my tall, cool glass of water.
• I like sleeping. Hmmm. Actually, we don't have that in common.
• I am clumsy and often trip over Nanuq's toys. Nanuq is clumsy and often breaks my toys.
• I like reading the newspaper. Nanuq likes sitting on the newspaper I'm reading.
• I like having someone around to cater to my every need. Nanuq likes that I cater to his every need.
• I am curious and read as many periodicals as possible. Nanuq is curious and destroys as many periodicals as possible.
• I like a nice hot shower. Nanuq likes standing on the shower edge and wetting his head during my nice hot showers.
• I like kisses. Nanuq likes my kisses.